Cool Stuff for the week ending 09/06/13

Better late than never, here’s what I’ve been looking at for the last week

Kittens on the Beat

Angry angry kittens.

Irritable Bowl syndrome

A fantastic use of infographics to show the links between US Football and Communism

Everyday Choices for NSPCC

Powerful piece, wonderfully shot.  Head over to Vimeo to view it in full

Dumb Ways to Die

A fantastic safety ad, that is rumoured to be on course to clean up at Cannes and D&AD


Things Come apart by Todd McLellan

Check out more of his work on The Guardian and his book is now out


World Cup 2014 Title Sequence


Here’s something I produced at my new job for The World Cup. It will be used for all of Perform’s World Cup Interviews, team profiles, and features, and will be available to external brands and broadcasters.

Cool stuff for the week ending 02/06/13

China Central TV – Ink

MTV – La Escalera

Professor Kliq – Plastic and FlashingLights

One Man – Short Film written by Tony Pipes, directed by Matt Rhodes

Comfort Food – Web Series (6 episodes)

I managed to go the screening of this and I’d highly recomend checking out this romantic web series when it’s released. 6 episodes,here’s the trailer

First Direct – Platypus

Cool stuff I’ve been at looking at this week 24/5

Oreo Wonderland

Fantastic bit of copy / lyrics brought to life by Owl City with vocals and Studio Animal with visuals

SkullCrusher ad

Great technique for visualising sound

Human Target Title Sequence

An oldie, but a great reference for something I’m working on

The work of Silvia Pelissero

Found on Emma Frances Design Blog

Mood Indigo Trailer

A fantastic trailer for Michel Gondry’s new film, can’t wait.  Love the first French trailer, second subbed one gives you a bit more of the story.

The Procrastination Blog – Day 1

It’s very easy to “not” write, I would say that I am very, very good at “not” writing, but sitting down and putting pen to paper, or fingers to keyboard is the only way you well get better as a writer.  So instead of hiding behind the excuses I have decided to bear my excuses to the world (well Twitter mostly).

Every time I do not write, I will come here and write why?  No matter how big or small, my excuses will be here to guilt me into putting pen to paper, like a British cynical version of Jerry Seinfeld’s – “Don’t break the Chain” calender.  I’m also guessing that this weeks entry will consist of “I really really need to watch the next episode of House of Cards”, but I shall try to resist.

btw – I was going to start this last month but I kept putting it off

The Power of Promotion

In case you haven’t wandered over to my “about me” tab, my actual paying job when I’m not struggling to finish scripts is a Promo Producer. Which is a posh way of saying I make ads for TV programmes. I bring this up as self promotion is something constantly talked about in the writing world and as I’ve been promoting other products and TV shows I thought I would share a bit about it from my point of view, and how this can be applied to writing.

Now you can read hundreds of posts about how great the latest Guardian ad about the three Little Pigs is, so instead I’m going to talk about something else. For the past 4 or 5 weeks my four year old son has been completely obsessed with Dinosaur Train, a show that he’s never seen. Whenever he sees the ad that would state “Coming Soon” he’d get amazingly excited and ask when it’s on. When a dated version came on he’d keep asking “Is it March 12th yet?” This is what a good promo does, it creates a desire to want more.

How did Dinosaur train do this? Let’s look at the title, as we are taught in writing the key to a good title is that it tells you what the show is, and has a bit of irony “Dinosaur Train” a combination of a small boys two favourite things in the world, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Dinosaur Rocket Train, as adding rockets as well may have led to small children exploding with excitement and then where would you be? The front page of the Daily Mail and no-one wants that. But Dinosaur Train is a pretty original and ironic combination. Now you have your show with a great concept and title how do you promote it, well Kids love catchy jingles and tag lines, ask anyone whose child embarrassingly runs around the house screaming “BANG! and the dirt is gone”. By putting the promo on with this great title, a catchy tune and more importantly showing dinosaurs AND trains, at such an early stage led kids to want more, you show them this really cool peek at a fantastic idea and they get it. Kids are not dumb, if something is bad they won’t stand for it, kids programming has to be amazingly good and original to hold the attention span of a four or five year old.

In terms of my job I’ve promoted products and shows on lots of different channels and the key for me is always knowing your audience and having a tone of voice that speaks to them. Here’s a couple of examples for UKTV Gold, a comedy channel with a very knowing and intelligent audience, at the time these were made Gold had started to move into entertainment programmes, and placing those on a comedy channel meant you have to adapt your message for the audience, and the brand of the channel. In the future Gold shifted back to a pure comedy channel and launched a new channel for it’s entertainment content called Watch.

Now these are both examples of promoting to a very savvy audience, one that is “in on the joke” is it misrepresenting the film and TV show, kind of, but what it’s really promoting is the channels sense of humour and brand, these are shows and films everyone knows about, so promoting them in this way works, it’s putting a new fresh spin on something for the audience. Of course another way to look at is I’m a professional liar and one step above a lawyer.

One of the most recent promos I’ve made is the one that’s success has really surprised me, and this is due to the power of the internet and social networking. I needed to make something to promote the motorbike coverage on British Eurosport, which is pretty much THE channel for bike fans. Again AUDIENCE, what do I know about the audience, they are amazingly loyal and knowledgeable about the sport, and just hoover up information, bike riding and watching bikes is a huge part of the audiences life, if you’ve ever ridden a bike or been on the back of one you’ll kind of understand why, you’ll either want to kiss the ground and never go near one again or you’re hooked. These guys are hooked. The one thing about motorsport that gathers a lot of criticism from people is the “Oh well the best car / bike always wins the driver / rider doesn’t matter”. Which as any fan of motorsport will tell you is complete rubbish, you need both. This promo aimed to emphasise the team nature of the sport that it is equally man and machine, and these bikes are more than machines, they have a bit of soul to them. Why? Because the audience is smart, and they get it and are tired of these arguments. This was also to emphasise again the channel brand is knowledgeable about the content and knows its audience well.

This is where things get a bit weird, after sticking the video up on Vimeo, I posted one Tweet, one facebook message, one Linkedin Message all social networks I am active on. One thing led to another a few Bike blogs over the world picked up the promo and embedded it and currently three weeks after uploading it it’s on 34,000 views. Now I didn’t put this on Youtube as it was purely to promote what I’ve been doing and have an archive of my work, whilst having the best quality and no ads. It’s still getting about a thousand views a day on a fairly niche video site, which is by no means mind blowing but also wasn’t planned in any way, shape or form. Once you get something online it can take on a life of itself if you are lucky. If you have a strong digital footprint these things can be less lucky and more planned out but only if you have something good and original to say or show.

So in terms of promotion the key is always know your audience, this is pretty much the key to any type of writing. If you are writing a horror your audience know how a horror movie works, you either follow those rules in a really original way or you risk not meeting their expectations. By all means break the rules, shatter them into tiny pieces, put them in a blender and sprinkle them on a coffee, but if you want to do something truly original and different with your writing, know who your audience are, know your audiences expectations, and no matter what, exceed them.

I’m watching you

See that, that’s me that is. But I don’t look like James Stewart and I don’t have a broken leg, in fact I’ve been reliably informed I look like either F1 driver Jarno Trulli or 80’s actor Andrew McCarthy and I have a bad back.

I’ve been going stir crazy as per James Stewart holed up in bed for a month with a herniated disc which is a long posh way of saying “OW!” So what have I done with my spare time? What masterpieces have I written, well…. nada. No matter my good intentions pain it seems is not indicative of good writing, neither is about 15 painkillers a day but I have been watching a huge amount of films and floating around online and getting some inspiration, especially as my wife and writing partner attended the Screenwriters Festival, which sounds like it was all sorts of awesome, not quite as awesome as hobbling around the house with a large dose of self pity and Gabopentin but pretty damn good all the same. She received lots of feedback for our sitcom from proper real writers not just that bloke Dave from the pub and we have a huge amount to do but unfortunately a little something called Christmas is approaching, which means family commitments take priority.

But that doesn’t stop me wanting to get going with a few ideas, being stuck in bed for a while with a Lovefilm streaming subcription and the internet can lead to some pretty varied viewing for inspiration, so here’s what I’ve been watching.

A low low budget movie very reminiscent of Aronofsky’s Pi, a lot of the science went over my head (I blame the painkillers not my CC in Double Science GCSE), but a very interesting movie about what happens when two friends make a truly groundbreaking invention and what do you do when you can get away with anything. Reminded me a little of the book that Limitless was based on The Dark Fields by Alan Glynn.

Pure and utter Sci-Fi nonsense. The future is a world where people live their lives vicariously through Surrogates, kind of like a really high tech version of Second Life in the Real world with you cooped up on a computer controlling everything. An interesting prospect but lots of action and Brice Willis can’t really save it from being a film that doesn’t really know if it’s Science Fiction, Crime, or Action. I think I just found the Sci-Fi aspect so intriguiing I really wanted to continue more with that aspect, but hey if it’s on TV or you can stream it, it’s a worthwhile way to pass the time.

With this film Greece well and truly puts the “Art” into “Arthouse”, what I can only describe as a very difficult film to watch, is about a family who raise their children as something of an experiment, giving different words to different objects instilling a sense of fear of the outside world. It’s a film I can’t say I enjoyed watching but definitely stayed with me. It’s a film that’s won a lot of awards on the art scene and is most definitely not for everyone, but what the hell, watch something you wouldn’t normally watch, stretch yourself, see what film is capable of doing outside of hollywood and standard narratives.

This is everything Surrogates should have been, it’s basically Heroes the movie. Super powers, conspiracies, action. A big surprise, I’d not heard of this before and thoroughly enjoyed it

The Losers
It’s the A-Team but its not the A-Team another guilty pleasure, an 80’s style action movie with explosions and men being men, and women kicking their arses. Completely forgettable but fun.

Wild Strawberries
Now this is an absolute classic, Ingmar Bergman at his very best, an elderly academic travels to an awards ceremony commemorating his life achievements. He travels with his daughter in law and meets a group of youngsters on his travels as he remembers his past, his regrets, and see’s how people percieve him, as always with Bergman it’s a film about death but a very beautiful one.

Every actor in their right mind would kill for this part and I imagine Ryan Reynolds left a trail of bodies at the audition. Buried is 110 minutes of one man buried alive in a coffin with a mobile phone. This is a truly brilliant idea, in fact its such a fantastic concept I couldn’t help but be disappointed especially as I’ve written a short amongst what I thought were similar lines but are in fact very different. For a start he knows why he is there straight away, he’s a truck driver in Iraq, this straight away turns it from what could have been an inventive horror into a thriller, which is very much against the perceptions of the film. My main problem though I believe is due to cultural differences, for the first 30 minutes of the movie he is phoning up people in the States trying to explain where he is and get help, everyone he calls is a complete idiot, a robot talking from a script, that doesn’t really exist in the UK, I know it exists in the US (try having a conversation with ANYONE that works in an airport). However from the moment he first speaks to his captor to the very end this film is completely gripping, and Reynolds is absolutely brilliant unlike…..

Green Lantern
Geek alert I am a humongous comic fan, and I’ve been slowly reading more and more DC especially Green Lantern recently in anticipation of the film. It looks stunning, everything in space is spectacular and I’m sure having read the comics I got far more from the film than if I hadn’t as there is a huge amount of exposition that made perfect sense to me but has confused countless people. Show don’t tell, that’s the rule of writing whether it’s a feature, a promo, or a novel. That is essentially where this movie falls down, it’s not as bad as the Star Wars prequels where it’s walking story scene, lots of action, walking story scene. Nowhere near as bad as I’ve heard but lets just say DC have a lot to learn from Marvel before they attempt a JLA movie.

And this is how Marvel does it, Kenneth Brannagh directing Thor, never thought I’d be writing that. Good cast, good story, all the Asgard footage looks stunning. Essentially it’s yet another prequel for the Avengers movie which now has so much hype I have no idea how it could possibly live up to it.

Uncle Boonme who can recall his past lives
Now if Dogtooth was a hard film to watch this verges on impenetrable. There’s been a lot of noise about this film, it was nominated for the World Cinema film of the year, though the critics didn’t seem that impressed, it feels quite indulgent. And how you could take my word for it when I’ve just been expelling the virtues of Marvel movies over DC. It’s essentially about a dying man who starts to see his dead relatives and one who has turned into a Monkey Ghost. It actually feels like two completely different films, one very ponderous and beautiful, up until his death and one which feel more documentary style and realistic after his death. This is not a narrative film, in any way, shape or form, you can read a lot from this film. Did I enjoy it, would I recommend it? No, does that make it bad, no. Confusing I know but this is a very different aspect of film making it’s not about good or bad it’s about what you get from it.

Now before my back completely gave up on me, I had festival tickets for the Raindance Festival, here are a couple of the highlights

Stunningly beautiful film with a gorgeous soundtrack, two Japanese teenagers head to middle America where their car breaks down and they get by on the tiny bit of English one of them knows, integrating into small town America. If you get the chance to see this I couldn’t recommend it enough, very moving.

In a similar vein to Buried this is a movie about three people trapped in a room but this time as part of a psychological experiment, low budget gritty and very worth a watch, hopefully it’ll see a release in 2012

Nothing says home and ill whilst watching Bergman followed by Bruce Willis, but it does show all the amazingly different avenues film can go down. It’s also amazing how much you can learn from bad films, why are they bad, how can you avoid making those mistakes.

On the net, a crowdunded project (which we contributed to) Comfort Food has its pilot out with an equally funny promo. It’s an amazingly sweet idea, in more than one sense of the word which I’m really looking forward to in the New Year good luck to all involved.

Other crowd funding projects that are in the process of shooting at the moment are “With a Little Help From My Friends” and “Clowning Around” Looking forward to seeing these next year too.

So no I haven’t written a masterpiece in my time off but I’ve seen a fair few and also some not so good. There’s been comedy, horror, arthouse, drama, action, reality TV and even cooking. Sometimes being unproductive can actually be pretty productive.